Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me

Yes, I turned 50 today. Some say that I am officially middle aged. Well I think that is a crock. I am only middle aged if I make it to 100 years old. Now how many people actually make it to 100? Well,I guess I should be happy to be fairly healthy. I feel healthy but the doctors keep finding things wrong with me. They have finally found enough to guarantee that I will now only find work if I go and open up my own business, the I will most likely pay through the nose for any kind of health insurance. Does it sound like I am a little depressed? Well I guess that is what turning 50 does to a person.